Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

Raiph victim

Someone who has watched too many Raiph Fiennes movies and has therefore been scarred for life.

Random: Hey did you know there was a Raiph Fiennes movie on last night?

Raiph Victim: Yeah, I saw it. That's the 4th time I've been raiphed.

by The Beast93 April 3, 2009

Raptidious

The act of Foaming at the Mouth when one gets excited;as in acting like an ass and wanting to fight:

Did you see Georgie screaming and ranting and trying to get Bud to fight him, his raptidious look was very scary, he looked like a rabid dog!

by Fetcherman May 10, 2009

Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.

"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."

by ltucker May 17, 2010

raptor grass

Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.

#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."

by shaaaaaaaaaaane February 7, 2013

Railtard

mentally deficient, socially inept or just plain feral who frequents public transport of the rail variety. Known to ask obvious and stupid questions. Seemingly unable to read or recognize numbers. Probably has difficulty tying shoe laces.

A Railtard stared at an empty platform and asked if the train was in yet.

A Railtard walked past the information desk and several screens showing departure times and destinations to ask me where the train stopped.

The Railtard became abusive when he arrived late for his train and it had already left according to the timetable.

by Phailip February 17, 2013

Raptor fucked

When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.

Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"

by Winesday June 21, 2016