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Railtard 

mentally deficient, socially inept or just plain feral who frequents public transport of the rail variety. Known to ask obvious and stupid questions. Seemingly unable to read or recognize numbers. Probably has difficulty tying shoe laces.
A Railtard stared at an empty platform and asked if the train was in yet.

A Railtard walked past the information desk and several screens showing departure times and destinations to ask me where the train stopped.

The Railtard became abusive when he arrived late for his train and it had already left according to the timetable.
Railtard by Phailip February 17, 2013
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railtard 

The retards who chat, spam and beg on the rails at the high stakes tables on Full Tilt Poker
railtard: who is durrrr?
railtard: durrrr is gay
railtard: who is trex, urindanger or OMGClayAiken?
railtard: Can someone send me $5

Chat Monitor: railtard chat banned for 10 minutes for being retarded


railtard by omgdurrrr April 22, 2009
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railtard 

'railtard' is a term which can be used to describe a person heavy addicted with trains, usually logging onto minecraft servers with great railway infrastructure and annoying the fuck out of established members.
Guest: I like trains
*everyone else:* lads we got a railtard
railtard by Aldranster50 October 13, 2019

Railyard 

The word used when describing that you are going to fuck the living daylights out of a girl. You are going to take them to the railyard... comparable to taking someone to pleasure town. Except you are going to absolutely rail the fuck out of them, so you’re taking them to the railyard.
I’m gonna take Stacy to the railyard tonight.

“Joey, why is your girlfriend being so rude

“It’s cause he hasn’t taken her to the railyard lately bro!”

Raquel asked if we were doing anything for thanksgiving, I️ told her that I️ got her a one way ticket to the railyard.
Railyard by Raquel Caceres November 9, 2017

raintard 

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain
The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard
raintard by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

Raintarded

To be afflicted with symptoms of mental retardation while operating a motor vehicle in rainy conditions.
“I was late for work because everyone was raintarded this morning”
Raintarded by moria01 November 10, 2010
Right wing retards. The word was coined on some social media, probably Twitter because it uses few words.
Sunanda: Why does that guy support enter an extremist view?
Shashi: Oh, ignore him, he's a raitard.
raitard by DrippySpaff January 13, 2022
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