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Sauerkraut Quickie

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.
I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
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quickie mart

A room full of hookers waiting to give you a quickie.
If you are a sex addict, a quickie mart will help you relieve stress.
by InsertRandomNounHere March 3, 2014
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Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.
"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"
by STlNE March 18, 2022
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Wiki Quickie

Quickly searching something on Wikipedia. Wiki Quickies are particularly useful when talking about a challenging subject online or over the phone. A quick glance at the Wikipedia page pertaining to your subject will easily and discretely give you the upper-hand in a debate, or will simply make you look smarter.
Person #1: (while putting away laptop or iPhone) "Did you know that the smallest house in the world is only 5.49 square meters in size?"

Person #2: "Woah! I had know idea. How did you know that?"

Person #1: "Wiki quickie, baby!!"
by David Schwartz April 15, 2008
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quicky mart

A 7-11 like market, where an ethnic man, perferebly arabian and indian, works. People stop there to get quick food, hence the name, quicky mart.
"Welcome to the Quicky Mart!"
"sup raul?"
by fronk February 23, 2008
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Quickie Wiki

A brief trip to Wikipedia during class in order for the teacher or student to prove one another wrong. Originated in Br. Joe's Latin class in Akron, Ohio.
Teacher "I believe John Kerry only had two purple hearts."

Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."
by Bob Gnarly June 9, 2008
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Quickie Square

The act of going out for a quick cigarette.

Quickie - Doing something in a fast or quick manner.

Square - Slang for cigarette.

Combined creates quickie square.

Not to be confused with the carpentry tool used to make straight 90 degree angle cuts which is also called a quickie square.
I'm going out for a quickie square, wanna come?

He just got back from a Quickie Square break.
by NTHNEZ December 7, 2011
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