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Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.
"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."

"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!
by Digginsonson December 17, 2012
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Speaking in questions

"Speaking in questions" is the annoying habit, in spoken English, where one (typically a woman) inflects (raises) her voice at the end of a sentence, as if she were asking a question.

It generally means that she is not sure about what she is saying.
Terri: I find it hard to believe that you find my speaking habits annoying?

Jim: Yes, I do.

Terri: I have doubts about the future of our relationship? It is as if you don't care?

Jim: Duh. Maybe you should stop speaking in questions.
by Mott_the_Hoople February 25, 2011
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Question Box

When you're in sex ed and you want to ask a question, you need to write down your question and put it in the box if you want your teacher to answer it.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alrighty kiddos! If you want me to answer any of your questions, just put it in the question box!
by TROLLKING9001 September 1, 2020
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rudetorical question

A question whose purpose is only to offend, not to answer.
Mom: Why are you wearing your hair that way?

Daughter: Do you really want me to answer that, mom, or was that just a rudetorical question?
by rjose December 31, 2008
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Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
by Vaganus October 14, 2010
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webtorical question

A question you ask over an open online forum, where you can easily Google the answer to. It's the on-line version of a rhetorical question.
"That reminds me, is Stalag 17 out on DVD?"

"Why would you ask me when Google is available?"

"It was just a webtorical question."
by briareos02 June 6, 2013
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Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.
IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?
by BruceW April 16, 2009
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