quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

by Harroubi May 8, 2020

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

by Sickomonster July 14, 2021

weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

by YAWA April 14, 2020

quarantine casual

During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.

We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.

by Der Bluten Kat April 15, 2020

quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)

Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.

by Taybo93 November 15, 2020

happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic

*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"

by Lalustyler April 9, 2020

quarantine boredom

the state of feeling so bored that you create new things to do in your house like sitting on your TV and watching your couch for a few hours just to mix things up a bit

People have been isolated in their homes for so long that they're starting to act strange. Our research shows that some of them have gone insane and the rest have severe quarantine boredom.

by Recovery Nerd April 9, 2020