Bustle Punching

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

baby puncher

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

Trump Punch

When you see someone who needs you help but instead of helping them you punch them in the dick, sexually assault them and then steal their wallet.

Donald trump is about to Trump Punch America.

by Life_indk November 20, 2016

belly punching

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013