pubishless

The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.

Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.

Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.

Other forms:

publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.

John: do you want to grab a meal at this pub?
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.

... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*

by mmmpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub! July 15, 2009

Pubitites

When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.

Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!

Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.

Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.

by Torent September 6, 2009

pubic mullet

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

by genegine October 14, 2006

Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 20, 2004

Pubic

A word often used to describe something gross or bad, but in a comedic context.

"Will Thompson looks so pubic in his cycling gear, fucking twink"
"She's incredibly pubic"
"Oh Louis, you're so pubic"

by Pubey Cock June 11, 2018

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009