pubic hair

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.

Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

pubic harriers

amazing way to describe a Harrier Airstrike on Modern Warfare 2.

Guy 1 ; Bro, seven killstreak!
Guy 2 ; Uh-oh! What happens now?
Guy 1 ; I call in my pubic harriers and rape these kids!

by swag.swag. October 6, 2011

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.

“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02”

by peen king December 16, 2019

pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.

I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

pubic pasta

The act of sprinkling your own pubic hairs on freshly made pasta.

I made my old lady some pubic pasta last night.

by lenny732 April 24, 2015