Psycho Borderline Ex Wife

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.

Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???

by The new wife December 10, 2010

Psychokiller

A killer with a rather psycho behaviour. No planning or structure in the actual killing. Mostly they look just like you and I, but are deeply disturbed.

Police: The killer stabbed his victim three times in the chest and then polished the victim´s shoes!
Journalist: So you confirm he´s a psychokiller?

by Roffe May 16, 2003

Psycho Babe

A crazy, insecure, insanely jealous, and controlling woman. Synomym - Glenn Close's role in "Fatal Attraction". Alternate Synonyms - see Bitch, Stalker, Headcase, My Ex.,

My former girlfriend called me 3 separate times on my cell - back to back to back - while I was meeting with my boss, after each time I told her specifically I was with my boss. I was nearly fired. She was not right in the head; I don't care how good that booty was, because it was not good enough to deal with that Psycho Babe!

by Toddy D. March 17, 2009

psycho flip

to peak on psilocybin mdma and lsd all at once
or to take shrooms ecstasy and acid together

that psycho flip was crazy at that rave

by mr hill fool August 25, 2006

Psychofuck

Used to describe someone who frequently freaks out for no apparent reason. The individual typically throws things and screams over petty situations. An adult who does this can appear to act as a child. More likely than not, this person includes a female menstruating.

Jimmy: Hey, dude. Emily really overreacted last night, huh?
Raffi: Yeah, man! She went all psychofuck on me!

by Raffinator October 1, 2010

Closet Psycho

Closet Psychos are friends/family who seem like relatively nice and relaxed individuals up until you get very close to them. Typically, they appear very normal, but the more time you spend around them, the more you'll realize that something isn't quite right about them.

Letting yourself become too close to them is mentally hazardous, however, as they will begin to show abnormal behavior and excessive clinginess. They are usually very possessive, emotionally detached, and heavy thrill-seekers. They will seek entertainment through both you and your other friends, and even seek to target you and turn you against them so that they can have you all to themselves. This is where it gets really fun.

If you're in an intimate relationship with them, they could present strange and even disturbing fetishes, all the while wanting to know what you're doing 24/7. If you're in a regular friendship with them, they will track you closely on all social media platforms, consistently want to remain in contact with you and know of your whereabouts, and will become very unstable if you decide to hang around other people.

Closet psychos can either be psychopaths behind thin masks, or completely psychotic individuals who latch onto whatever person wanders into their web. They will either develop a severe, unhealthy infatuation with you (or the idea of you), or they will have a strong desire to toy and play games with you until you are too broken to deal with.

Frank: "John, are you okay? You seem a little down."
John: "Yeah, man. It's just been a rough day."
Frank: "How so?"
John: "I just found out that Bill is a total closet psychopath."
Frank: "What? How do you mean?"
John: "He just convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her, and then took me to go get some drinks and lost his marbles when I declined. Now Lynsey thinks I'm an infidel and Bill won't leave her alone. God."
Frank: "Well, shit."

by carde-senpai December 20, 2014

sir psycho sexy

One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.

A freak of nature.

He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.

Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album

Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!

by Travis January 1, 2005