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poored

To get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one's defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.
omfg! That guy had five life left when he headshotted me! I got totally poored!
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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Poorection

An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.
Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection
by Budgie Regard December 17, 2008
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porecita

when something is cute or when somebody is sad or hurt.
jaquida is hiv positive....porecita.
by jamal June 17, 2005
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POREX

someone who talks about his game of picking up women but is really a hypocrite because he claims to be saving sex before marriage. As well as, a tool bag for fraternities.
All that guy talks about is his game but its weird how all his stories end with him getting no action. That guy is such a porex.
by Aderas28 March 29, 2009
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Pudding Pores

When someone has really big over sized pores on their face, arms, legs, or anywhere else on their disgusting repulsive body. The pores are visible and generally are numerous. Some could be black in color since they are filled with dirt and other substances (chocolate pudding pores) some could be white and full of puss (white chocolate pudding pores). generally obese people or people who fail to bath regularly have this problem of pudding pores.
As I sat by the pool Amber came to swim and the only thing I could notice was the huge and vast number of pudding pores she had all over her thighs.
by thisguyinknoxville397 July 19, 2012
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psoriasis

The ultimate acheivement of drunkendom
Man, after that last bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, Jerry has definitely acheived psoriasis!
by A-row May 19, 2003
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poorence

To do a poorrence is to hang a shit.
"Man, I gotta do a poorence."
by Diego August 10, 2003
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