Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.

It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.

by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010

Proactive

Pro•active

Being fucking active

I'm a proactive stoner

by Proactive stoner November 27, 2018

Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.

Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.

by Robsy21 December 22, 2008

practive

When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.

Teacher: Did you study?
Student: Sure, I practived a lot!

by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 12, 2010

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010