Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011

procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.

Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!

by SoScripted April 26, 2010

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021

procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

by blessandrespect October 22, 2011

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013