precious

What Gollum is after.

My preeecioooouuuuusss!

by Snebulizer/Nih+gir September 1, 2003

pretentious E

The pretentious E is often added to the end of words in place names to give a false sense of charm and history to an otherwise soulless, corporate-built craphole of a neighborhood, apartment complex, or shopping center.

Kingstowne, a large suburban development in Alexandria, Virginia, has a pretentious e at the end.

by chuckhoffmann October 22, 2011

precious

Valueable, costly, worth

Her smile is so precious.
My daughter looks precious in the pink dress.

by A Person You Dont Want To Know December 26, 2016

pretentious

Trying to sound intelligent by using long, complicated words, even though you don't know what they mean.

Pete: "hey, listen to this. it's post-hardcore emomathglitch rock. The lyrics really reveal the prerequisite existentialism of the singers inner hades!"

Ed: "do you even know what that means"

Pete: "um... well, no"

Ed: "you're so pretentious"

by intheflesh December 28, 2005

Pretentious

Aren't we all pretentious? Don't we all have some picture in our minds of ourselves that we aspire towards? Is that such a bad thing? We're all pretending, all the time. Idiots toss this word around not knowing what they really mean by it in my experience...they would probably say this definition is pretentious.

person A "we go to such an such cafe for coffee"

person B "really? I hate it there, everyone is so pretentious"

person A "really? Even the middle aged people and young mothers with children? What are they pretending to be? Are they pretending to drink coffee? Is it pretend coffee in an empty cup? How could a business run on that principal?"

by apretentiousperson November 5, 2012

Pretentious

The most ironic word in the history of language.

Asshole 1: "So prior to meeting you at this location, I was involved in an altercation of the sexual kind with my girlfriend, it was tremendously refreshing and pleasing to certain glands within my physical being."
Asshole 2: "You're being pretentious"
Asshole 3: "Pot and kettle"

by Thedefineguy1 January 5, 2012

Prettifull

A charming combination of beautiful and pretty. Perfect for little girls who are too young to use the word beautiful, but want to say something more than just "pretty".

What a prettifull butterfly. I wish I could keep it.

by totalturtle2 December 28, 2005