pregnophile

Someone who is attracted to pregnant women.

Person 1 : I think I'm going to ask Julie out.
Person 2 : Isn't she pregnant? You are a total pregnophile.

by 4321584652485 November 9, 2009

Bob the Angry Pedophile

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

by Lighammer June 18, 2009

pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

by Ed January 20, 2005

pedephile

A person who cannot spell.

The person who wrote the definition above me, is a "pedephile."

by GerardB December 17, 2008

Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

pseudophile

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

by Beng92 November 10, 2009