High Peasantry

Being so overwhelmingly peasant-like that it's treasonous to the bourgeois bitch-type. It is a crime punishable by incessant bitch shouting.

Bourgeois-bitch type 1: ''Bitch! What's that rag you're wearing? Are you like one of those peasants now?''
Bourgeois-bitch type 2: ''We find you guilty of High Peasantry. You are now sentenced to bitch shouting.''
Bourgeois-bitch type 1: ''Yaaaaasssss!!!''
Bourgeois-bitch type 2: ''Bitch!''
Bourgeois bitch-type 1: ''Bitch!''
(...)
Random cunt: ''I'm the QUEEN!!!''

by potatosaladqueen October 14, 2016

The Peasant We

When someone says "we,” but actually means "you."

It’s the opposite of “The Royal We.”

We should be sure to go out to the mailbox tonight before it snows tomorrow.

It sounds like a group project, but it's just my mom telling me to go get the mail. She is using The Peasant We.

by Kg727 January 30, 2021

Jack non peasant

A rich non peasant who has the most luxurious AirPods. He likes to be non broke and laugh at peasants with no AirPods.

“Jack non peasant” is so very rich

by Jack the Serf February 26, 2019

prashant singh

an indin kid who is amzingly ripped and has really soft hair. he'll take the shirt off his back to help u but if u mess with him watch out.

prashant singh is cool

by abcdefgi October 12, 2010

peasants

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

Dead Peasant

Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.

Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.

by SpottedBlueDog October 5, 2009

Peasant Afro

A person who is very plebeian. In fact, he is the most peasant-like of all the peasants. In addition, he is a very aggressive and lazy person as a whole. In fact, he is such a spoiled brat that even his own nanny packs his school bag even though he is 13 years old. Also, his iced tea sucks. But what most annoys people of him is his immense afro and obsession with brands. So all in all, he is a humble, plebeian cauliflower/microphone

DISCLAIMER: Do not be a Peasant Afro

"YOU SIR, ARE A PEASANT"
-Peasant Afro

by blondelotus48 January 26, 2018