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Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008
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Heinz portable autoromontic

When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian
I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic
by Young diabetes July 4, 2016
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Portable classroom

A type of portable building installed at a school to temporarily and quickly provide additional classroom space where there is a shortage of capacity.
Portable classrooms are the best.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"
"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"
by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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