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poopsocks

Frequently mistaken for a thread where someone's roommate was revealed to have been shitting off the side of his desk chair while playing everquest the reality of this is even more disturbing.

Someone posted a thread about a girl he knew who had been dating a guy who was kind of weird. In the end it turned out that he was storing his feces in socks in duffel bags under his bed.
"About 6 years ago my sister had the terrible misfortune of dating a guy that
should would later come to regret. She had been dating "Chad" for little over a
year. I had always thought the guy to be kind of a jerk, but I was her older
brother, so naturally I would think that way."

"Anyway, the more she got to know the guy the more she had realized all the
strange nuances and quirks that he had. He had to have his bed made just a
certain way every day, or he couldn't leave the house. He had some strange
things that he would have to do before he left his house in the morning. Like
turning off light switches in a particular order your basic
obsessive-compulsive disorder kind of guy."

"Well my sister thought most of this was tolerable and she could deal with it
for the time being. During the summer she and Chad had decided to go to the
lake to do some swimming, he was downstairs getting the rest of his stuff ready
for their trip to the lake."

"She had gone up to his room to change and realized she didn't bring anything
with her to put her bathing suit and other things in. She had remembered that
she bought him a nice Nike duffel bag for Christmas a few months prior, she had
looked around the room and in his closets for the bag, but it was nowhere to be
found. Lastly she looked under the bed to see if it had been stowed there, sure
enough, it was right there the whole time."

"She pulled out the bag and decided to empty the contents so she could put her
things in it. Much to her surprise it was filled with socks, filled entirely
with socks that is. My sister told me that she almost dismissed the fact that
the bag was full of them, but her thoughts quickly changed when she picked one
of them up and it was heavy and sort of "clumpy" She lifted the sock up only to
have the contents fall to the floor. Much to her dismay she realized that Chad
had been storing his turds in his socks. Yep, the same duffel bag that she had
given to him for Christmas just a few months before was now being used to house
his excrement's."

"Being a person of sound mind she knew this obviously wasn't proper behavior.
She immediately confronted him and he pretty much lost it, as would anybody who
got caught hiding turds in socks under your bed. It didn't really end there,
she tried to break up with him and he had a nervous break down, then after that
we never really heard from him again."
by Le Bobo May 13, 2005
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Where the popcorn at?

phrase used when describing a boring or very uninteresting situation or event; when someone is looking for something interesting or fun to do.
"Man, this club is wack. Where the popcorn at?"
by Erica Charles June 12, 2008
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acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.
Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.
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Poison Pill

In business a tactic used by a company threatened with an unwelcome takeover bid to make itself unattractive to the bidder.

A similar method is used in a social setting when one person attempts to deflect or show a lack of interest expressed by another by making his or herself appear socially unattractive or unobtainable.
Once Anthony learned that Kathy was interested in him, he promptly dropped a poison pill by letting it be known he had recently began dating Shelia.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 24, 2018
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poopsocking

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.
John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.
by Ken March 14, 2005
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Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.
"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."
by The Popper March 4, 2009
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Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.
Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.
by It's me 2 November 13, 2018
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