a person who is so POOR they have to take the bus or have a friend or relative drive them around because they lack the skills to get a license or the money to buy a car. All you can do is call em a poor ass and feel sorry for em.
look at sonny, what a poor ass loser, he can't even afford a vehicle.
by orlandoj August 26, 2007
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A hatless person in Team Fortress 2. Used by the TF2 writers and blogs to describe any player who has not yet had a hat drop for them, or has not earned the simplest of hats, the Ghastly Gibus.
I dominated you, covered you in jarate, then sapped your entire sentry nest, and do you know why? It's because I have a Towering Pillar of Hats, and you are Poor and Irish
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Someone who has a 9-5 job and hates wealthy successful people because they are better than them and help in society when they don’t and wish they didn’t have a low self of esteem and hate on any wealth they see around them such as a successful person driving a Ferrari they claim they scammed people etc because the poor cunt failed and is living a broke ass miserable life driving a fiat 500. This is someone who will go nowhere in life and just hang around with other losers who think they same.
Look at that poor cunt over there scraping that Ferrari!
by WinnerInLufe February 3, 2020
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n. a hairstyle in which all hairs on the head are the same length, but the haircut can be affected by sleep - this typically occurs when the hair is between #4 comb and #6 comb in length.

A Poor Sken is generally regarded as a rubbish haistyle and is typically sported by males who are 'growing out' a skinhead.
Guy A : "I'm getting pretty tired of all this hair, I might just skin it."

Guy B : "Remember the last time you did that, you had to put up with a poor sken for a couple of months whilst you were growing it out."

Guy A : "Oh yeah, I forgot about that"
by shiteshave November 11, 2010
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If you get your words muddled up when saying 'piss poor'
Did you watch the game last night ? I thought it was poor piss
by J. Scammell June 8, 2012
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1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.
1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.

by +bone March 27, 2008
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Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.
by Quality Adjuster November 20, 2021
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