Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.

I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.

by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010

Poomid

The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.

May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.

The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.

Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.

by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015

poopitage

The act of (either purposefully or accidentally) clogging the toilet, but removing any evidence of the clog. This leaves the clog for the next person that uses the toilet.

Dammit! All I did was piss in the toilet, but it won't flush! Somebody poopitaged me!!

by Jsheezymyneezy March 26, 2017

poomierials

Those who creep through the night and ruthlessly scratch your bones. They may live in walls, Attics, basements, or just generally outdoors. If you come across poomierials, run. Fast.

Hey what's that sound in the ceiling?

Oh it's just Timothy in the attic, he has itchy bones.

Wow, he must be a poomierial.

Yeah, that's why we sealed the attic, poomierials are ruthless but they aren't too smart, he just wanders around in circles up there now.

by The_Reggie_Poom November 6, 2020