Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

poochie-outtie

Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.

Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman May 26, 2011

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hang over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 26, 2017

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hangs over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 26, 2017

poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.

Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!

by LucFisch October 16, 2022

hoochie poochie

a girl that messes around with they hgs niggas .

hg: i like this one nigga but i can’t talk to him rn , i gotta get a plan

hoochie poochie: you should talk to him

hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg

by xyiaaa5 January 19, 2023