dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

dog and pony show by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008

poncord 

The cord of a tampon.

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.

poncord by ashmania November 14, 2011

guasti pony 

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

guasti pony by IEknowledge March 23, 2009

Skin Pony 

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.

"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.

Skin Pony by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011

pink pony e-mail 

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

pink pony e-mail by LowAmmo July 13, 2012

Rusty Pontoon 

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

Let's Get This Pony in the Water 

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

Let's Get This Pony in the Water by Nikkiwash3r3 April 2, 2022