Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

by Config December 28, 2019

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006

The Boy Porridge

The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.

Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."

by Cute_toes666 January 28, 2021

Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Porra

Portuguese word used to express anger; can be translated as “Fuck!”

Mas que Porra é essa?
Porra !

by Kahnaime November 21, 2019

blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003