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Phail

Super-mega-ultra phail. A portmanteau of the words 'phallus' and 'fail'.

As defined by certain members of The Review Lounge.
"Your project is phail."

"Fail?"

"No, phail. It's basically major suckage."

"Oh, okay. Kthxbai."
by The Awkward Turtle May 28, 2009
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Wet Pails

A way in which marijuana is smoked. Originated from Lasalle Secondary School, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.

The marijuana is packed in a socket that is inserted on the cap of a water bottle, then you put a hole on the bottom of the bottle and, put it in a "Pail" filled with water. Once the "Pail station" is set you slowly lift the bottle out of the water while lighting the marijuana.
Lets hit some pails Wet Pails get you baked Get the pail station
by marijuanatoker420 June 2, 2011
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Phailsauce

A metaphorical substance involving a representation of so much fail that neither phail nor failsauce may suffice for describing the utter lack of win.
Bob: Did you hear that James got raped by a 300lbs, 6'4", black man named Snowflake?

Dylan: Omg! Thats Phailsauce.
by Tokerovin June 9, 2009
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Phail Stamp

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one
Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*
by Poppe_X October 4, 2008
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Phailin

A mix of Palin and fail
Woah, that girl lacks brainpower!..

Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010
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epik phail

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).
Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.
by phusionmouse August 22, 2008
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pmall

Pmall or "Pacific Mall" is an asian based mall located at Kennedy and Steeles in Markham, Ontario Canada. It has many bootlegged dvds and cds that are either North American, Chinese, Japanese, or Korean films. There are other stores that reside inside the mini village such as a tattoo shop, hair and nail shops, asian food court and TONS of teashop168 and Ten Ren teahouses. Famous curried seafood balls and egg waffles. Dim sum located on top level as well as an arcade.
"Dude wanna grab some ten ren at Pmall?"
by Dawn D August 21, 2011
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