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plumbers crack

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.
That guy has some major plumbers crack!
by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002
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plumper

A term used mainly by FAs and BBW admirers to refer to an attractive and sexy woman who is definitely chubby and curvy. Big in the hips and legs, and usually lerge breasted.
"Man, check out that plumper on the other sidewalk! She's got it all in the right places!"

"Don't set me up on any more blind dates with those scrawny bimbos, Al. Find me a plumper with some brains!"
by BBW chaser September 16, 2004
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Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.
1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!
by Apocryphite February 22, 2009
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plumber

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.
1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.
by MMc November 1, 2003
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Sudbury plumber

The act of wrapping one's scrotum around another man's cock, thereby "insulating" the "pipe". This is made easier by first taking a prolonged hot shower, so as to lower "the boys" and loosen the skin.

So-called because of the cold, lonely winter nights in Sudbury, Ontario.
"What did you do after the bar yesterday?"
"We went back to my place, and I gave Floyd the Sudbury plumber."
by Stergan January 8, 2009
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White House Plumbers

White House Plumbers:the special unit established to investigate internal security leaks. This direct violation of the National Security Act's prohibition led Congress to strengthen provisions barring the agency from domestic operations.
I'm one of the white house plumbers you dombshit, dont shoot.
by YARKHAN May 17, 2006
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Internet Plumber

A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.
"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"
by DJEZBAKE April 18, 2015
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