Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005

Plunder Cat

A Female that wears clothes that dont fit, but still thinks shes the next top model. A extra large girl wearing extra small clothes. Large and in Charge Big Boss Plunda

Any female that got on clothes that limit her movement or she cant hardly breath, but in her mind shes killing it, when she know damn well she wrong. All good looking girls got one Plunder Cat friend. If this Plunder Cat dont give her little sisters shirt back. PLUNDER CAT PLUNDER CAT HOOOOOOEEEE

by Creep Pimpin November 8, 2009

Plide

Nonsense word, a combination of the words plotting and biding. To remain immobile for long periods of time, broken only by intermittent bursts of cackling.

"...He watches, plide -ing with eyes in two, the right is quick with words afew..." -The Jabberwock, Lewis Carrot

by Lynkis January 20, 2013

Plurd

The last formed, solid turd that is the plug prior to violent watery diarrhea.

As soon as I saw the plurd I knew I was in for a long night sprinting to the toilet.

by The Numismatist June 17, 2008

Plundering Her Treasures

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

Plaidstersexual

A male that is a cross between an urbanite, a metrosexual, and a hipster that wears plaid frequently.

Did you see bobs new blue plaid shirt? He is such a plaidstersexual riding his fixie around town.

by Upsidedownbiker July 25, 2015

plunderfuck

(verb)
Having sex with someone for the sole purpose of stealing from them (e.g. money, drugs, movies, food, etc.)

We slept together then after the show I never heard from her again, she totally plunderfucked me out of the ticket I should have given you.

by Beaudacious11 October 25, 2016