picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.

"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."

by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003

Pieardy

Of or relating to the taste of pie. It's only known usage was referring to good pie.

The food tester walked over to the pie, stuck in his finger and tasted it. 'mmmm... pieardy!'

by iampretzelman October 18, 2008

Pigtard

(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.

I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.

by QueenKH January 10, 2014

Pitadingy

When you wake up before work and want to have sex but need to get ready. To assist the girl in getting ready the male rubs her deodorant on his penis and then has sex with both her arm pits. Thus providing a sexual experience while assisting in getting ready.

Hey babe, I’m late for work I don’t have time to have sex and get ready, wanna just give me a pitadingy?

by EzFix July 13, 2019

Ptard

Someone who primarly thinks with their penis, acting impulsively on the things they lust for. Often making clumsy or unhealthy choices in a blinded state of hormonal ecstasy.

"These ptards keep tagging images of women as huge breasted when they are clearly A-Cups".
"That ptard John won't leave the bathroom he has probably been watching porn the whole time".
"Look at that coomer over there, he is practically a ptard at this point spending all of his money on egirls and what not".

by WudoTCW September 11, 2020

Piturducken

A pit-roasted pig, stuffed with 4 Turducken. The ultimate slap in the face to PETA and the most delicious food known to mankind, Ambrosial in quality, and gargantuan in quantity. In eating a full portion of this glorious dish, you are single-handedly contributing to the deaths of no fewer than 4 animals.

That there may LOOK like just an ordinary barbecuing pig, but its REALLY a piturducken; more like crackerjacks, with a special surprise inside, I hope you don't have plans for this week, because the ensuing food coma may last 5-6 days.

by Marten Turner May 18, 2010

ptard

1. Ptard is the short form of the words "pretty tard".

2. An attractive person who acts like a tard but is generally accepted because of their looks.

Danni is a sweet looking ptard.

by Scollardical July 24, 2007