Pollocks

A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.

I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks

by Evil Justin April 19, 2014

Jackson Pollock

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Pillocean

A combination of "Pillow Ocean". Refers to when 3 or more guys need to share hotel room, but don't want to seem gay. Pillows from either bed are thrown between the two, creating the sleeping space for the least favored individual. A pillow ocean.

"Joe and i needed the beds to ourselves, and because we're not gay, Rob got the pillocean."

by Le Roi De Chevaliers May 20, 2017

Pollock

v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.

Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!

by Professor Quinta July 12, 2012

Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart

Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants

by Ass Picture November 27, 2010

Pollock

A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.

Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."

by Slumlord Numero Tree December 19, 2008

Jackson Pollock

To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.

I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.

by steve2977 November 17, 2006