pizza

The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.

Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!

by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

pizza dude

"Pizza dude" is the most common name for the pizza delivery guy, who indeed usually does have a peice of crap car. Can also mean, although used less commonly, the entire pizza place itself.

yooo Josh gimme 10 bucks, the pizza dudes here

man, i'm hungry, call the pizza dude

by billyyy6661 September 1, 2007

pizza claw

holding your pizza slice with your hand formed into a claw. This also keeps others from steal toppings from it while your are eating it.

Chief Master Sergeant used his pizza claw while eating tonight. The overhand claw protected it from the Topping Jews trying to steal the pepperoni on top of it.

by Hoffameister April 6, 2014

Jew Pizza

A delicious treat handmade by moonman himself.

Jew Pizza its getting hot in here so hot i have to take my kipper off!

by Gbangr September 20, 2020

Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.

Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*

by Yopmail User August 3, 2023

ayo the pizza here

when the pizza arrives

hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*

by the pizza has arrived October 14, 2021

white trash pizza

The cheap, thin crust, high-cholesterol frozen pizzas readily available at white trash grocery stores such as Aldi. Despite the name, they are delicious. White trash pizza in its truest form has no toppings - it's just crust, sauce, cheese, and probably a few chemicals you don't want to hear about.

Guy: I'm gonna throw a white trash pizza in the oven. Want to split it?
Dude: Hell yeah.

by Sweasel September 7, 2007