flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.

After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.

by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021

Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!

by TaoistCat October 4, 2020

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

Piñata

When you cum inside of a girl, punch her in the stomach, and your jizz explodes out of her pussy.

My pullout game was weak, so I hit Stacy with the piñata.

by scott&john June 18, 2017

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Mouth Piñata

When a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with semen or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their penis to smack the "treats" out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.

We got so drunk last night we ended up playing Mouth Piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.

by Chubby Pickle October 6, 2016

piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.

I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.

by Daddy's hard cock May 22, 2016