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Gentle Parenting

When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.
I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.
by Rhodamanthus October 8, 2016
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Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
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Pheening

Usually used when someone has a large amount of Weed or anything else.
Person #1 : Hell yeaah ! We totally gonna spark it!
Person #2 : Yeaah niqqahh ! We pheening !
by asexyasspuertorican August 27, 2011
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phreaking

the act of gaining free calls from a telephone from blueboxing(cant anymore) redboxing(YES YOU CAN!!!) and phonecard numbers.
The PLA is an excellent phreakers group.
by ¡DŃ™! November 12, 2003
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predding

where you hunt for prey other than animals
guy 1 :"dude who you gonna be predding on next ?"
guy 2 :"maybe hannah or maybe molly im not sure"
by batchelor1995 June 16, 2012
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phreaking

1. freaking out
2. expression
3. Relation to hacking using telecommunications
1. Thats a phreaking large whale!!
2. You're a phreaking douche-bag
3. Captain Crunch
by TA October 11, 2003
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