Parallax

The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.

Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

Parallelopenis

A near-identical second penis attached to a human male, directly above or below the existing one which, when erect, is in line with and equidistant from the first at all points. Thus having the property of being parallel.

I'm as happy as a dog with a parallelopenis.

by adam_the_wizard September 22, 2008

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

analysis paralysis

over thinking something.

analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.

I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.

by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006

Sleep paralysis

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019