phonesex

getting off over the phone

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."

by jasin June 20, 2005

I got 2 phones

"I got 2 phones" is a phrase/tiktok meme/tiktok trend that is around in mid 2023. The word i got 2 phones is from a Song named 2 phones by Kevin Gates which have lyrics "I got 2 phones, one for the plug and one for the load".
This phrase will usually be used in tiktok comments on i got 2 phones meme that used to make fun of something such as LGBTQ+, Feminist, Controversy and etc. you can find this on tiktok.

I got 2 phones 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

I am in the possession of two cellular devices 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

by poxiloted September 2, 2023

Jesus Ponies

Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies

Aww look at the dinosaurs...
Dude those are Jesus Ponies.

by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011

Phonie

Someone who is continually on their phone.

Look at 'im, the phonie!

by Inthetardis2 February 20, 2017

phonesexy

when two horny desperate mofos talk dirty on da phone

damn girl, you one fine sk ho, lets phonesexy

by GHETTOQUEENJESS January 17, 2005

hooked on phonics

when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.

person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."

by Gabi321 November 27, 2009

Phones

Slang for a woman's breasts

Hey Paulie check out the massive phones on that broad!

by Ceps February 22, 2011