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Phony

Someone who is constantly on their phone
This boring. get off your phone! I didnt come over to hang out with a buch of phony fuckers.
by Shayna16 April 12, 2019
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Phony Stark

The name for billionaire and avatar of mediocrity Elon Musk.
You'd think Phony Stark is going to get humanity into space when we cannot even feed people and give them healthcare?
by Psychotrace August 6, 2024
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Phony War

The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.

However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.

The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*

WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS

Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."

6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024
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phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
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Phony

Don’t bring me near PHONY people
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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Pink Phony Club

The Pink Phony Club, is my joke, on Chappell Roan's, silly "Pink Pony Club" song, This is, a crazy, and fun song!
In the Pink Phony Club, unlike Chappell Roan's, "Pink Pony Club," you will find, all kinds, of fakes, and liars, congregating here! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
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Phony

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.
This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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