Michael Phelps

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.

Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold

by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009

Phelps

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

Jake Phelps

Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride

Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 7, 2019

Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.

*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."

by Another Dusty-Foot Philosopher April 26, 2009

phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

by Tedro357 February 26, 2009

Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

phipster

A difinition of a Feminine Hipster. Shares either the treat of feminism or skinny fagginess. Common used to describe male hipsters whom people are concerned might be gay.

Look at him! He is skinny, looks like a homeless and has so many weird hobbies.

Yeah, is he gay?

No, he is a Phipster...

by S-the-Fanny December 9, 2013