Phantom Blumpkin

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

by mschaffer May 9, 2006

phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005

phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.

Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.

by Dizpatso April 21, 2008

Phantom Friday

Any weekday where it feels like a Friday.

Work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. After its out, you have the best night ever. You go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. Pick one up(maybe two). Then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. After midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! Then you see the clock and how late it is. Thinking tomorrow is saturday.

No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."

by TANK 53 April 7, 2010

phantoml0rd

Fucking twat who stole peoples money.

You remember that twat phantoml0rd
Oh yeah i hope he dies

by HiddenBoi September 15, 2017

Phantom ghoster

Someone who is a serial ghoster, yet always seem to get to know new people who they will just later ghost too. The " phantom " part comes from Lee Falk's the phantom comic strips - the Ghost who walks. the Phantom ghoster is a serial ghoster who will always get away with ghosting people no matter the reason.

Person one : You know Kate, right ?
Person two : Yea, why ?
Person one : Can you give me her insta ?
Person two : Are you sure, she is like a total phantom ghoster.

by CoasterDisks October 15, 2021

Phantom Eye LA

the greatest fucking comic author of all time, author of the braves, i cum every time i see him

have you seen the new braves comic, yes it was crazy just like Phantom Eye LA

by johnnyisth3goat April 9, 2022