This dude has a 4.5 gpa, a nice haircut, and will fuck the shit out of your teacher with his mind. This dude says the right things at the right times to get your teacher wet af.
1. "Damn why is Mrs. Johnson looking at Johnny like that?"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"
by Backonmybullshit429 May 27, 2017
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A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Get the Peyton Slaughterback mug.The most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!! The brown haired, green eyed boys smile will make you wanna drop dead. He's nice, funny, and above all pretty as fuck. Also, girls that like him seem to call him "Kiwi".
Maddie: Man, Peyton's so pretty. *sigh*
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!
by -LooHoo January 8, 2023
Get the Peyton mug.Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.
"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
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"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
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