VON PETERSON

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Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.

Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.

by thedelmarGOD329 August 21, 2019

delaney peterson

delaney is sooooo awesome shes hot and her mom broke her foot. if you want to tell her something, tell her shes hot. if you wanna get her something buy her Chanel or a dog. shes hot.

"yo yk delaney peterson?"
"yea what about her. shes kinda hot"
"I was gonna say the same thing"

by urmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm December 14, 2021

Jack Peterson

A very abnormal penios that looks like a toothpick

man ou got a jack peterson on you.

by m,.nfk;le.nkdfl'wanf'an August 4, 2021

Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.

Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.

by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016

Jaxon Peterson

Jaxon Peterson is legit the best person you will ever meet. He is so sweet. Once you meet him you will instantly fall in love. He's amazing at everything he does. He is practically perfection. He has really nice hair and his cute ass smile lights up the whole room. He makes everyone smile and everyone loves his dirty sense of humor. He is the best bf in the universe any girl would be fucking retarded to let him go. He stays up late with you and loves to facetime with you when you apart. Not only does Jaxon have a fucking amazing personality he is also hot as fuck. He is just perfect. No words can describe the love for Jaxon Peterson

C-wtf is up with Jaxon?
K-Nothing hes fucking perfect
N-Can't argue with that

Definition of Jaxon Peterson- PERFECTION

by Urdadspenis March 3, 2019

riley peterson

Four eyed cracker with a horse cock.

Riley Peterson it's such a four eyed cracker. But at least he has that horse cock to compensate.

by Blowjobs from sock puppets January 2, 2017

Alyssa Peterson

#perfect.
an amazing girl who has a heart of gold and is just simply perfect in everyone..
she could light up your darkest day with that smile...
and be mesmerized by how beautiful her pretty lil eyes are...
shes is what everyone wants..
but only 1 can have.
he is one extremly lucky guy.

ayo dude to bad you aint like alyssa peterson

by thatguyisreallyawesome December 16, 2011