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Persian Rugburn

The resultant chaffed skin after rigorous, unshaven, scissoring between two or more ladies.
Velma: Did you get any chaffing after our scissor-fest last night?
Daphne: Oh, you must mean that Persian Rugburn I gave you!
by ODINITE June 26, 2012
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Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
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persais

She is a very good girlfriend.She can be very mean sometimes but in her opinion she is just being honest.She has a hourglass body.She has a BIG butt.She is pretty,and very funny,but dont mess with her because she will beat your ass in a fight
Have you seen persais she is literally a god.
by Drishti1234 May 6, 2020
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Persassy

Oh it's Persassy Jackson
by Herosofolympusfan February 25, 2021
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Persuadables

A small group of individuals with sufficient critical thinking skills capable of unbiased information processing and departure from previously considered positions.
So, the Jan 6 committee is presenting it's findings.

Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.
by YAWA June 10, 2022
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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persay

An incorrect spelling of per se. Used by those who do not know its proper use.
"I didn't really dump her persay.."

"Yes you did, because you're an insecure little fucktard. Now stop trying to sound smart."

"...okay."
by Sub Zenyth August 12, 2005
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