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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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Peeni

A wonderful song made by Baljit Gharuan that became a friend groups inside joke and now they say peeni whenever they feel the need to.
I’m a peeni abc” “PEENI” “peeni lover
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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Peeny Productions

One of the most awesome film companies in the world. Run by broke students who know what to do in life.
"Have you seen that new Peeny Productions film?" -"YEAH man! It was so good. No big surprise though."
by waterfilter December 1, 2011
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Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018
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Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic
Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie
by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022
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