johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 5, 2023

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Cody Parsons

Massive donger

‘Wow! that Cody Parsons has a massive donger!’ (Meaning huge wang)

by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023

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Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.

Mr Parsons bald cunt

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

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