Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson,every parson is a millonair also if you see a parson make sure to give him 500$ to show how cute and funny he is
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021

Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.
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by Hilljack Mama October 1, 2021

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.
by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.
Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!
by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
