parasprites

A term used by bronies to call trolls who would invade their threads or forums.

From My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic episode "Swarm of the Century", a small creature with deceptively cute look, but quickly turns into pests after they mulitply rapidly from eating anything in their path.

Don't feed the parasprites.

by nickodavincireborn April 24, 2011

Parosvári Méter

A unique unit of measurement. It can only be used to measure your Penis.

Damn! I forgot how long my peen is, let me get my Parosvári Méter!

by mpfelisten December 3, 2021

Parasocialite

A mix between the word parasocial and socialite, parasocialites are people who activley partake in a one sided relationship to someone who does not acknowledge their existance and ENJOYS doing it. They truly believe they have a mutual bond, usually with a celebrity or online personality.

Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...

by degenfemcel July 3, 2023

Social Parasite

n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite

n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account

guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!

girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf

person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?

by Atohn January 21, 2008

Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

parasite

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.

Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.

by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

A morbid , irrational fear of the date ' Friday the 13th ' .

I can't watch Jason movies cause I have Paraskavedekatriaphobia , big time !!

by Tajs666 April 10, 2009