Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style

Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?

by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

parked VIP

A car parked across 2 or more spaces, preferable sideways.

Yo, did you see that Black TL? It's parked VIP.

by co1063 May 29, 2008

parped

To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging

I parped you so bad hahaha you'll never catch up with me i'm borging the whole office!

by Saberu April 27, 2006

triple parked

One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.

Peter is now TRIPLE parked. Someone get this guy out of here..

by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016

Hard Parked

Getting hard while parking.

That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!

by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012