The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 5, 2011
Get the Parallel Parked mug.Few meanings;
To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).
To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).
Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?
Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.
Dave: Cool story bro.
Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.
Dave: Cool story bro.
by Dave Dub August 17, 2011
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Get the double parked mug.by co1063 May 29, 2008
Get the parked VIP mug.To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging
by Saberu April 27, 2006
Get the parped mug.One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.
by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016
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by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012
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