Facebook Paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008

Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.

Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.

by Nick D. March 24, 2007

be raining on your parade

a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.

my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2014

Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.

John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."

by composersparanoia November 14, 2022

titty parade

when your walking down the street and there is a festival of titties everywhere and you cant help but get a massive erection, but its ok because boners are cool at titty parades

Bill: Yo steve i just walked through the best titty parade ever!
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH

by Michael Noone April 28, 2008

paraletic

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

by ant July 5, 2004

meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.

Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.

by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006