piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa September 26, 2008

parananxious

To be unreasonably or obsessively suspicious or mistrustful about something and at the same time experiencing worry, unease, or nervousness, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.


To be paranoid and anxious about something at the same time.

I'm very paranoid about dogs and very anxious about getting a chinchilla, so I must be very parananxious!

by roadsidehobo February 5, 2009

Pararaffe

A paraplegic giraffe. Most pararaffe cases have both front limbs missing. They tend to fall over easily. When their back limbs are missing, they are very fast sprinters. There have been no reported cases of pararaffes having one front and one back limb.

Tourist: why does that giraffe keep falling face first in the dirt everytime it gets up?

Safari Guide: No, no, no m'am. That's a pararaffe. It is all explained on page 13 of the guide book.

by Ced Ced April 1, 2010

parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)

wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!

by parayeet May 22, 2017

parafaux

A concept that seems paradoxical but is not.

Tod:"It's paradoxical to say you feel good because you are in pain!"
Lucy:"It appears so but I'm a masochist so that's a parafaux.

by DJKiwi July 25, 2018

parafarting

When you lay face down on the bed, your partner sits on your butt & you fart hard enough to make them lift into the air.

"I was so gassy the other day after eating all that spicy food, as Em climbed over me to her side of the bed I let rip & she went parafarting three feet into the air!"

by Hans Pooper May 5, 2019

Parakeets door

Trapping the female genitalia in a door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door

by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019