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granny panties

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Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.
"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"
by dimplodocus October 2, 2007
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Panties

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A tight fitting sexy piece of women's clothing that cover's up the pussy and ass cheeks
Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!
by SlopNChop November 17, 2017
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panties off

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(adjective). A woman's sexual excitement used to describe something. What your girl does when she loves something.
That panties off hit was nominated for multiple awards.
by yes juanito yes March 4, 2015
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Face Panties

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Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.
Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.
by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020
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cum in panties

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When you or you lover cums in your underwear
I was walking down the street with cum in panties.
by Bellyboyloveswank220 March 15, 2020
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pannis

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Pannis is the flab of skin that hangs BELOW the belly button and above the va-j-j.
Zelda is so fat that she gets horrible rashes on her sweaty hanging pannis which looks like a spare tire.
by greeneyedlady March 18, 2010
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