Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

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Palestinian

When a group, often wearing keffiyehs or masks, unexpectedly attacks someone or targets a weaker opponent, then immediately plays the victim afterward. They initiate the violence, and when confronted with the consequences, they are the loudest in claiming victimhood.

Outnumbered and cornered, he didn’t stand a chance when the masked group went Palestinian on him, brutally attacking without warning. As soon as they were caught, they flipped the script, wailing like they were the ones attacked.

by Shirion Collective January 14, 2024

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Palestinianed

Performing acts of terrorism and blaming the victims of the terrorism

Hamas palestinianed Israelis and Jews

by Israel forever January 9, 2024

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Palestinianed

When you get blown up with a bomb, raped or shot for no good reason

My sister was Palestinianed on October 7th when Hamas decided to invade Israel.

by F Palestine December 27, 2023

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Palestinian genocide

You know... It's kind of dog-shit.

Hym "Because the women were like 'Kill all men' and I was like 'Yeah! Start with the fat-cocks! Fat-cock genocide!' And you guys were all 'Booo! We can't do a genocide!' And then you go right ahead and do a Palestinian genocide anyways! It's dog-shit! Waste of a perfectly good genocide. I don't know about you but I'd trade so fat-cocks for some Palestinian kids any day."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

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