parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 6, 2004

Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.

Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD

by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Bob Parsons

Bob Parsons is the CEO of GoDaddy and is a very relaxed CEO. Bob Parsons is also the CEO of several other companies. GoDaddy is famous for their method of advertising.

Oh My! Bob Parsons just uploaded a new video blog!

by Tim569 January 1, 2009

Parson Brown

A man of cloth who should be removed from his position for putting one or more boys in a position they should never have to experience. Ever.

Little Joey said he had been “Parson Brown”ed in the rectory during Christmas Mass.

by Beagoodperson December 22, 2019

Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.

Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"

by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016