tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

angry painter

when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.

man my girl made me mad so i whipped out my dick and gave her an angry painter!

by hewl ya January 20, 2009

Painter Palooza

The largest Lan party in Georgetown Kentucky. Hosted in J.J. Painter's basement

Hey! are you going to Painter Palooza?

by J.J. Painter December 4, 2005

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

painter chudleigh

the hottest guy in the neighborhood.

man that painter chudleigh has a great ass!

by bballa April 25, 2004

Philadelphia Painter

When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).

"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"

by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009

Painters cologne

The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily

Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??

John: why, is he taking a long time?

Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.

John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.

Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.

by WSDC July 12, 2014