Sky Painter 

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

Sky Painter by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

carpet painter 

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

carpet painter by atboggs September 16, 2012

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.

Hannah you're such a wall painter

wall painter by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

premeditated painter 

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.

The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.

premeditated painter by Kegie December 6, 2014

cave painter

Cave Painter is a derogatory term used to insult whites of all shapes and sizes refering to them cavemen and Neanderthals who painted inside on walls of caves and all other dumb ass whites there was - other similar but not equal words are - #wonderbread #whitey #honkey #brotherfucker etc

Whiteguy : Fuck off and go play Some "ball "with people that want you around Jamal

Jamal : well I guess I'll see you when you get home CAVE PAINTER cause your sister and your brotherfucker mom love playing with my balls - and your DadUncle is there and does nothing about it

cave painter by OgCuttiKnowsAll April 20, 2018

The Painter's Hold 

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.

"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"

The Painter's Hold by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018

piss painter 

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

piss painter by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019