painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

Panera Canal

Eating your Panera bread bowl of soup, biting a face into it, sticking your dick in the mouth, and getting it refilled with soup.

It's been awhile for me, but I'm too dignified to beat my meat, guess I'm going down the Panera Canal tonight.

by Adrenaline guy May 11, 2019

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

by caseygardnerloml November 27, 2021

House Painters

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.

Send the house painters to him.

by Yuxne November 30, 2019

Thomas Paine

(n.) Radical 18th century British polemicist whose critiques of monarchy, civil society, and religion had a great impact on America's "Founding Fathers." He was also a BDSM enthusiast and the inventor (jointly, with Benjamin Franklin) of a series of nipple clips that bore his aptly-suited surname throughout most of the late 18th century.

Thomas Paine was a famous British author and debater who influenced the American and French Revolutions.

by Dylan ***DaShizz*** July 6, 2009