paddled

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.

by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006

paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

by monzy January 11, 2008

up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 24, 2010

Flappy Paddle Gearbox

Yet another term for a female vagina

Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'

Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'

Bob , 'Noice'

by Zigatron5000 August 17, 2010

PaddleHeads

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

by xx406xx November 4, 2019