Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008

banging one out

A Hard wank when your'e against the clock

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.

That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!

by Ldogg October 12, 2014

plop one out

"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.

Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?

SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?

by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006

Rub One Out

To Masturbate;To rub till u get an orgasm

You are the one .. I think about.. when I rub one out..Rub one out.

by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009

tap one out

To engage in masturbation.

I'm going home to tap one out.

by Snaprr August 28, 2010

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009